I’d like to take a moment and give thanks to all the people who played an important role in ruining my fucking life this week.

-The woman who decided to continue living in the house I was going to rent starting March 1st.

-The VIP waitress who will probably triple what I make all week in one night that found it necessary to take my thirty dollars because “there was still half the bottle left”.

- My mother for sending me a stupid fucking e-card.

- Pennsylvania tag agancy for being as pleasant as herpes.

- Julie Durda for having no clue what the weather actually ever will be and Fox for hiring her (and fox for exisiting, period).