Brigisms...

I am pretty sure- I am positive my computer has a virus. I blamed it’s delayed powering on habits on old age, but I am starting to slowly navigate out of denial and into reaction mode. As I was surfing the net (googling stupid shit people do to their dogs and other pets they obtain in efforts to push back the idea of procreating) my computer starts making gnarly ass noises. The screen flickers, and my CD drive thinger majiger pops open. Does this mean someone can look through all my files? Like, ALLLLL of them? Uh-oh, Spaghettios…