1: 48am Alberto: so apparently i got blackout drunk last night
1: 50am Brigitte: did you hear you did anything terribly stupid or threatening to your rep/man hood?
or u just passed out?
1: 50am Alberto: nah, i was teetering between conscienceless and drunk guy but i held my composure...
didnt molest any grls
didnt offend anybody
1: 52am Brigitte: i hate teetering
1: 52am Alberto: right??
1: 52am Brigitte: so totally. Give me one or the other, ya know?
1: 52am Alberto: exactly