January 2010
24 posts
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Me: Stop deleting my number!
Him: Stop giving me false hope!
“Brig being single is like being a peacock, you gotta strut your feathers to...”
– My dear friend Jhonathan who just proposed to his mate.
Don't send your ex's friend requests.
“dont ever friend request me again. i want nothing to do with you. your a whore and i’m so happy i got rid of you when i did. you act like a whore, your job is to be one, and your life is a downward spiral. may you rot in hell.” - 5:23am The Ex.
This might really suck.
I am pretty sure- I am positive my computer has a virus. I blamed it’s delayed powering on habits on old age, but I am starting to slowly navigate out of denial and into reaction mode. As I was surfing the net (googling stupid shit people do to their dogs and other pets they obtain in efforts to push back the idea of procreating) my computer starts making gnarly ass noises. The screen flickers,...
Casting for the bad girls club
Bren: I don't think I am going to do it when I turn 21. I don't want to destroy my image
Brig: Well, I don't really care about that cause I would probably just be the sarcastic cynical bitch in the corner commentating the entire show.
Bren: Sooooo what you're saying is, you'd just be yourself.
1: 48am Alberto: so apparently i got blackout drunk last night
1: 50am Brigitte: did you hear you did anything terribly stupid or threatening to your rep/man hood?
or u just passed out?
1: 50am Alberto: nah, i was teetering between conscienceless and drunk guy but i held my composure...
didnt molest any grls
didnt offend anybody
1: 52am Brigitte: i hate teetering
1: 52am Alberto: right??
1: 52am Brigitte: so totally. Give me one or the other, ya know?
1: 52am Alberto: exactly
My best friend Camila, typical.
Customer Service: Thank you for calling FPL, this is Luz.
Me: Haha.
