Quarter life crisis?

I always told myself I would be pretty cute at least until I was about 35. Things I have taken into consideration to come to such conclusion have been the way my mother has gracefully aged over the years versus her major life traumatizations, and the fact that I am still being carded for lottery tickets a month shy of turning 24. Unfortunately, I feel I have finally come to a crossroads where I still know I’m hot, but am starting to feel life’s tolls on my not-so-perfect skin. I never thought I would actually get by in life completely on looks but thought I would be able to  milk it for a lot longer than it has felt. I pissed my way through high school knowing that worst case scenario I would get on my feet by my late teens and then start college in my mid 20’s. That would cause me to just barely swim to shore as a college graduate in my early 30’s, still kind of cute and now with a bargaining chip. That was the plan. I sit here, as I have for approximately the past 3 months, trying to figure out what this magical career is going to be and as I do my research I am increasingly upset with my options and their unforgiving starting salaries. I am a bartender making fantastic money, not just for my age and experience, but apparently also for life. Do I do this as long as I can and save every single penny to then invest? Or do I do this just long enough to graduate college and earn a career in something that will turn me into a droid and make less money than I currently am but still be able to work normal human hours until I am old and die? I have hardly 6 months to make a confident decision before I go completely insane.


(via rachell)


domesticatedbritt:

The Coffee Table Toddler Plank

 THE GREATEST PLANK OF ALL TIME!

domesticatedbritt:

The Coffee Table Toddler Plank

 THE GREATEST PLANK OF ALL TIME!



I like taking the people mover, you can capture great pictures of Miami from up there. The people are really interesting too; the other day some guy was barking.
Camila R. with a straight face

it’s times like these that I can really relate to the past. Family in town.

it’s times like these that I can really relate to the past. Family in town.

(via giantgreypanda)


(via juliasegal)
 This was it. This is what finally got in me in the semi-holiday spirit. This.

(via juliasegal)

 This was it. This is what finally got in me in the semi-holiday spirit. This.


It feels as if my brother hosted a private seminar for my boyfriend and roommate on, “how to efficiently ignore everything that comes out of Brigitte Gil’s mouth”.

On the way home...

Me: You know 70% of house guests you invite into your home end up snooping in your medicine cabinet?
Ryan: For real? Then I'm gonna start keeping weird shit in there on purpose!
Me: Like what?
Ryan: I don't know, how about a pregnancy test and a clothes hanger?

I will never

Be as happy or sleep as comfortably as Brenda’s dog.


Owned.

Brenda: What's Arequipe?
Brigitte: It's like the Colombian's Dulce de Leche
Brenda: Whats the difference?
Brigitte: I don't know...I guess Arequipe comes from Colombian cows and Dulce de Leche comes from Argentinian cows.
Brenda: Argentina has great cows!
Brigitte: Well then why is Arequipe sooo much better?
Brenda: Probably cause Colombian Cows have fake tits...

Q:How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, they would all rather sit there crying in the dark.
Thanks for that one Vince, it made my day!

Q:How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:None, they would all rather sit there crying in the dark.

Thanks for that one Vince, it made my day!


Take it all in… you just got G.S.Peed.


All Right Stop, Collaborate and Listen!
I THINK it was a cold Miami night like tonight that helped him create his name. Burrrrr…

All Right Stop, Collaborate and Listen!

I THINK it was a cold Miami night like tonight that helped him create his name. Burrrrr…


Franky Arriola is the boy who cried cougar.
Franky Arriola